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Clocked

I clocked Final Fantasy 7
by NuclearApox September 4, 2005
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Chocker

When you're so humiliated on National TV that you forget how to spell.
"@realDonaldTrump: Leightweight chocker Marco Rubio looks like a little boy on stage. Not presidential material!"
by BenHollins11 August 27, 2016
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crockery

"Crockery" is a middle eastern derived slang referring to the "entity of" cutlery and dishware combined in a unique gift pack. "Crockery" can be given to a bachelor by an older man only if the intention of the crockery is to aid the bachelor in engaging in carnal knowledge with a female who is capable of staining the bachelor's housewares.
Daniel used his new "crockery" to entice his female companion into allowing him to apply a "warhammer" with the purposes of staining his housewares.
by Darrin Pulver December 17, 2004
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Betty Cocker

When a man dips his cock in cake batter and proceeds to have intercourse.
i gave my girlfriend a funfetti "Betty Cocker"
by J-Stoned69 August 3, 2011
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cold-clocked

When someone puts a clock in your freezer as a joke and you don't find it until weeks later.
Two weeks ago I had a party, and just this morning discovered that I was cold-clocked!
by Flarkington April 27, 2010
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cockerfluggot

This is a word that means that ur private parts are infested with pubic eating lice.They eat the inside of your genitailia and you hense die
Hey man i'm gonna die,
OH my god have you got cockerfluggot,
Yea i got it off chris matthews
by Chris Matthews April 22, 2005
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