clocked

to be hit over the head by ones clock in a fit of rage. see also clock.

she clocked me good, I ended up in hospital. (true story!)

by craig November 25, 2004

Cracked TV

When a homeless man/woman aquires a television set, but, realizing he/she cannot use it, sells it for crack or other drugs.

"I realized that after my electronics store was robbed the homeless people in the alley across the street were high more often, probably from selling a cracked TV.

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

Crackedt

You like reeses and ranch, you don't know who you are and you are a stalker (bc u like ur crush a little too much lol) you fangirl over men. (Cause you can) and you are really sad!

"Wow they've crackedt!"

"This is is, shes crackedt!"

by Anao December 9, 2016

clocked

Absolutely and completely incredible. Used as a replacement for Dank/Dialed/Sweet which were stolen and overused by popped-collar faggots and illiterate word-whores. Anyone who tries to be clocked, automatically
"un-clocks" themselves. You either have it, or you don't.

"Dude, that hat is clocked"
"Shayne tries waaaaaay too hard to be clocked....and fails....."

by Iaaaaaannnnnn October 9, 2007

clacker

Kentish slang for pastry, usually undercooked.

I'll make the pie filling, you make the clacker

by Miles Harrison December 9, 2008

cracked

when a woman smokes far too much crack cocaine.

"Damn, that woman is cracked out!"

by Nick September 10, 2003

cracked out

to be under the influence of DFINE8 (an energy/fat burning drink that makes you super attentive to details, more perceptive to sounds, and gives you a perma-smile) :)

Wow! Ben is so cracked out right now! He took almost 3 scoops of DFINE8.

by CrackedOutCarl February 8, 2008