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Chron Dynasty

The lexichron of a particular social group - i.e. the collection of chronomatopoeias recognized by a group of people.
"Taxi-cab chronfessions" was a part of their Chron Dynasty until it was banned by an act of Chrongress.
by Matthew McChronaughey September 22, 2011
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chromed in the ass

When your functional software automatically updates, introducing bugs.

The Google chrome web browser automatically updates to the latest version. This can be great when you get unexpected new, working features which add to your browsing experience, but every so often you get an update which breaks existing features. To top if off, Google don't offer the ability to roll back to a working version, so you're stuck with a semi-retarded piece of software.
Aww man, I just got 'chromed in the ass' by iTunes
by duxa August 11, 2012
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chronic scroll

yo wigga light up that chronic scroll real quick

ay, pass that chronic scroll

Yo man, i got a job at the pharmacy makin' chronic scrolls
by sneakyt June 17, 2014
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chronic hemorrhoids

The worst hemorrhoids you could imagine. it never goes away and haunts your dreams, being that you cant even get to sleep. Have fun with your blood butt
Fuck i have chronic hemorrhoids, guess no anal for me :(
by Big Daddy Requis February 13, 2017
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Chronic Ebola

When you have caught a case of Ebola but 10 times worse
Oh no , hell to the no I have bronchitis ain't no body got time for that shit I fucking have chronic Ebola . oh bitch no!!! They kicked me off my flight for this shit - twaimz
by Jaygouletttt April 11, 2017
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Chronic virginitis

The condition of being so beta that even when a women wants to have sex with you, you find a way to ruin it.
Yet again another anime protagonist who suffers from Chronic Virginitis.
by alaric11 January 26, 2018
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Chrome Booking

Making up a lie off the top of your head that you actually believe
Jalen was Chrome Booking when he told his parents that he asked for a Chrome Book for Christmas knowing that he asked for a plain laptop.
by Jalentw06 July 16, 2018
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