You'd never expect this sexy ass mf Cryptid to grace your baby shower. The Chicago Running Man spans multiple mythos, but is most popular in American folklore. Legend has it, he holds the current land speed record at 784 lbs. and 19 cents. The Chicago Running Man will primarily use his knees to concuss his prey, which usually consists of Chicago Cubs. He especially loves the draft roster; they are a delicacy to him. The Chicago Running Man has escaped Foundation containment a record 48 times, and is currently on the loose. Some say, that if you play reggaeton loud enough, and at the right speed, you may be able to create frequencies that can slow down the Chicago Running Man enough to be seen with the naked eye, but be warned: it gets him particularly frisky and handsy. If you survive the encounter, you may experience a slight intense burning of the ass cheek, and handprint-shaped bruising along the ass cheek area. The Chicago Running Man, like all good Americans, is devoted to FREEDOM. Sometimes, in his spare time, he runs over to Socialist rallies and throws a bike lock, and often pins it on an ANTIFA member. The goal of this is unknown, but he has been found consistently doing this. The Chicago Running Man has a soft spot for crap-quality early 2000's YouTube video intros, as he discovered himself spiritually around the those times. More has yet to be discovered about this phenomenal creature; expect more reports in the future.
"UAAAGH. WEEEH. OIOIOIOIOIOIOOO. NYANNYANNYANNYANNYAN. NYA NYE NYI NYU NYO. BIBIBIBIABIBABABIBABIBIABABABIBABA. WOAH, POG! THAT'S IT! NUMBER 16: THE CHICAGO RUNNING MAN!"
-Taken from the official Chicago Running Man Theme Song.
-Taken from the official Chicago Running Man Theme Song.
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person 2: Oops, this is so awkward, I actually bought these myself. They only cost $500 at Village Discount!
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Chicago is one of the most deadliest city's in America. This city will change your life in 1 day, and if you make it a another day it's because a bullet hit someone else.
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That’s* the *Chicago* way
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While in Chicago, Illinois Johnny decided to have a Chicago Honeymoon since he was there with Stephanie.
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Get the Chicago waffle mug.Your average Chicago teen can range from the preppies to the stoners or they can be a combo. Your preppies usually go to iggy and that few that go to Loyola They enjoy going to midtown and getting brunch. But sometimes you get the uneducated DePaul and Mount Carmel kids that are just annyoing and like to fight eachother.The preppy guys are complete asshols. The stoners go to all schools especially lane. Smoke on the lawn at Clark or oz. They wear urban outfitters pants some sort of shirt and of course a chrome backpack. They often stain stores and have wierd ass Instagram pages. For the inbetweeners, they are known as clout chasers. These overally social people hu to gain clout and just try to make their lives seem like a blast. This category is what most people fall into especially dem white girls who enjoy taking photos at the ledge. They also LOVE lolla more than the average person. Also, there are the random school like Parker and Latin that nobody really seems to care for.But, when these groups come together they fit perfectly. It gets juicy but Chicago teens are the best.
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