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intellectual chew toy

1) Any concept or topic of discussion occurring primarily to satiate intellectual cravings.

2) Suggestive of any concept or topic of discussion that is excessively intellectual. Oftentimes not grounded in the practicalities of everyday life.
"Yea, I still remember some Immanuel Kant philosophy from school, but I don't such material useful. It's for professors, philosophers, and sophists. Kant's book is just one of many intellectual chew toys."
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Chewbob

Superior to all living things. And dead things. Everything. No bullshit.
"Wow, I wish I was like Chewbob!"
by Chewbob November 9, 2004
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chew my juice

1. screw off or f*ck off
2. to literally chew orange juice that has a lot of pulp
1. Man 1: "Dude, i hate you"
Man 2: "Chew my juice biatch!"
by Jory November 16, 2006
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Chewbaca

A large pinch of chew mixed with honey and Big Red gum.
I could really use a nice Chewbaca right now! I'm board shagging balls in the outfeild!
by bigdipper46 September 24, 2012
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Chewbacca defense

A nonsensical or illogical legal defense (especially one postulated by an unpopular defendant such as Microsoft or RIAA). The phrase comes from the animated TV series South Park, where an attorney exhorts a jury to acquit his client based solely on his contradictory arguments.
"Although my client's fingerprints were all over the murder weapon and he was seen by 50 eyewitnesses at the scene of the crime, the Sun rises in the East so you must find him innocent."
by Charles U. Farley December 28, 2003
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Chewbacca

After cumming on a womens face, rip out her pubes and throw them on her face. The screams accompanied by the shock of what has just happened leaves her looking a lot like chewbacca.
I was bored with our sex live so i decided to give her the chewbacca.
by bobby rooney April 15, 2005
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chew my squirrel

As a phrase, is synonymous in context with "kiss my ass".
Person 1: "Wouldn't it be great to have a monkey?"
Person 2: "That wouldn't be great at all. Monkeys throw their own feces at eachother."
Person 1: "Yeah? Well you can chew my squirrel!"
by Delvil May 16, 2006
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