charlesed

Charlesed can also refer to being killed in a game (like DoTA) by a shitty player. It is used to express outrage at being owned by some dipshit with a room-temperature IQ and a fully upgraded Dagon.

That mother fucker just Charlesed me! I had like 80 life left and he used his fucking Dagon? Is he fucking retarded?

by Eric MacKay May 10, 2005

the case of charles dexter ward

One of HP Lovecraft's longest stories, and my personal favorite by him. Contains one of the best lines ever:

"Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it."

If you liked other Lovecraft stuff, don't miss this one!

The Case of Charles Dexter Ward is a weird, trippy, intriguing story.

by kevhanel August 8, 2006

Charles

An extremely selfish guy, everything he does is for his benefit and his benefit only. He doesn't care about others feelings, only about his own. Never believe any promises he makes, as he is very likely to break them according to his liking. But watch out because he knows how to sweet talk. He almost always gets what he wants, and he is very proud of it. He must enjoy breaking girls hearts.

Yeah, Charles will just break her heart too

by full of smiles September 27, 2010

charles darwin middle school

The school that kids from "My gym partner's a monkey" go to. The show is pretty much pointless. It's about a boy named Adam Lion and he is moved to Charles Darwin Middle (Charles Darwin the theory of evolution). So, he gets a gym partner thats a monkey with a huge ass and its pretty much about hijinks of a boy with problems and a monkey with an ass he likes to show off.

Charles Darwin Middle School is a place for learning.

by Stevepower August 10, 2006

Alec Charles Evitt

When one ditches his friends to think he is gonna get some at a party only to go home and watch porn and fuck his pocket pussy while sticking a vibrating toothbrush up his ass.

Guy 1: Dude, I think im gonna go to this party at 5

Guy 2: Dude, stop being a Alec Charles Evitt and ride at east side.

by PeoplethatactuallyrideBMX November 16, 2010

charles

a pronoun used in place of a persons real name when one doesn't know the name, is too lazy to say the name, or just wants to say charles. Is often used in conjuction with curse words and/or words describing a woman's attributes.

Commonplace at WT Woodson HS in NoVA

SHit! Look at those bitches titties charles.

or

Naw, fuck that shit charles you know im too lazy.

by the cause February 15, 2007

Charles

'The Charles of the group' is the reject, the one guy friend-zoned by everyone. In every group of people there is a 'Charles'

"Ohh that guy is totally the Charles of the group."

by Swiggty_swag October 7, 2013