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Canada

A fine country where people can drink at age 18. Canada is popularly portrated, by me, to be one big fat Minnesota (Canada is RIFE with hunters and fishermen)! ^_^

Unfortunately, Canada has been subject to be the most brainwashed nation by Michael Moore's devious indoctrination. Because of this, canadians now hate America about as much as the rest of the world. Which is a shame....I'm an american and I like Canada. I like to rip on canadians, but that doesn't mean I hate'em! Unfortunately there are some canadians who greatly dislike America, primarily because of the fact that we have a "different" president leading the free world.

And about Canada not participating in war....this is my point of view : Canada is a peaceful refuge from war. Canada doesn't need to require itself to go to war. But if they do go to war, they are amongst the most courageous people in the world. Being full of hunters, canadians soldiers should be tough.

Like I said, this is all my point of view. Personally, I wouldn't mind checking out Canada in the future. Ahh, so many countries I wanna check out....Japan, Russia, and now Canada. Gonna check out the lovely ladies that Canada has, and not to mention their nice liquor!! ^.^ eh?
"Canada is kind of Michael Moore's base of operations."
-me
by Dave March 21, 2004
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Canada

The smarter side of north america, not to mention the fitter and healthier side.
I went up to Canada the other day, they live in igloos, but they aren't fat.
by Long Bang Trung August 21, 2004
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New Canaan

Home of the biggest fucking tool in the world the one and only Teddy Montanus. Being the cockiest bitch ever Teddy prides himself off being "the fucking man". Thinks he gets with lots of girls but they are all atrocious dog faced bitches. Cant get hot girls because of his miniscule penis. Lets face it, hes a huge homo and the world woudl be better without him
Teddy leave New Canaan and don't ever return you giant homo
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Fabio Canavarro

the Italian football captain, only the coolest footballer in the entire world. Not to mention World Cup Winner.
Greg: Who is the footballer that kicks Zinadene Zidane's ass?

Maria: Fabio Canavarro, of course. Plus, hes hot too!
by italianopride July 16, 2006
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Canada

Aside from what people think, We are not bear-basting hockey lovers. I actually HATE hockey, and I do not drink bear. Canada is a very laid back country, meaning you could smoke a
blunt on the street and nobody would care, not even the cops, It is rare they will arrest you for it, they usually take a couple bucks from your wallet or smoke with you. Worse crimes
such as heavy drug trade (cocaine, heroin) are not tolerated, You will be prosecuted for a LONG time if you are caught with it. Crime, it seems to be mostly in Toronto, but significantly less then most countries. And for stereotypes, that like to view us on our couch, drinking a beer, watching
hockey on TV, Your wrong... Infact, I don't know anybody who does that.

A few facts...

-Our rocket ships, are not made out of wood.
-We rarely say "Eh"
-We have the best weed
-We do not live in igloo's
-We do not travel by dog sled
-We cannot ice-skate on our roads
-We do not hate America, we hate their president
-We do not start random wars with people
-Our flag is rarely burned (Yay!)
Some people think that Canada is icey, and some people think it is a big forest. Wait - how can an igloo be in a forest.
by Mr_Canada June 2, 2008
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What is this? Canada?

The question to ask when something or somebody does something out of the ordinary.
Justin: Hey guys, wanna play hockey?
Dom: hell no what is this? Canada?

Bobby: Dude i just t-bagged the hell out of this midget!
Zak: Me too
Danny: im only a hooker on thursdays
Matt: what is this? Canada?
by micky v! June 3, 2009
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canada

a cool country, but most of the definitions by canadians or canadian supporters always bring up the US in thier arguement. Find something else to exploit. Most of the entries here state that america was racist, well incase you didnt notice, that statement is discrimitory.
"Americans are all racist, too bad im too stupid to notice what i just said was along the lines of racism"
by Vic April 22, 2004
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