Caden is a lovely bloke who looks like an oversized snorlax/blue whale, He loves to play Ispy. His favourite location to play in is the Mcdonalds child playground preferably with children under the age of 10. He is very attractive and will cuddle you with a lot of love and affection, you will be woken up with a beautiful 'Good morning sleeping beauty' each morning and a nice morning wood pressing up against you. he calls it 'Breakfast in Bed'
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“Grenade?”
“You could say that. I prefer to call it a Dirty Caden.”
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