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Caden Cairns

Caden is a lovely bloke who looks like an oversized snorlax/blue whale, He loves to play Ispy. His favourite location to play in is the Mcdonalds child playground preferably with children under the age of 10. He is very attractive and will cuddle you with a lot of love and affection, you will be woken up with a beautiful 'Good morning sleeping beauty' each morning and a nice morning wood pressing up against you. he calls it 'Breakfast in Bed'
Wow, Look at Caden Cairns the sexy sleeping snorlax
by Caden Cairns March 1, 2022
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Caden

Caden is one of the most amazing people you could ever meet. Hes the sweetest guy ever and loves playing games online with his homies. Hes always truthful and kind, hes very sarcastic sometimes and makes alot of gay jokes, but always in good fun. He has a dark sense of humor but he is very serious about being kind to others. He doesnt think hes nice when hes one of the most nicest guys you'll ever meet. He gets flirted with alot, but he'd rather start off a friendship as just friends, hes honest, and likes to be 100% with you as much as he can. Hes very funny and always makes everyone laugh. Hes amazing at guitar and has a beautiful voice, and has a great taste in music. Hes very cute and has the most beautiful blue green eyes. He plays football and hes willing to stand up for others very much. He doesnt take it when others talk shit to others. He doesnt put up with it. He has a lot of inside jokes, and loves them.

He makes alot of self negative jokes, although he doesnt have many flaws. Hes very caring, and afraid of others caring, but would die for his best friends. They're like brothers.

He has some of the best relationships. He has a lot of deep conversations and it's always interesting and hes always sweet and tries his best. Hes a sweetie. Hold onto ones like Caden. You'll never find another like him.
Person: bruh who was that last night? He was so funny and interesting!!!
Person2: that was Caden!

Person: hes so amazing <3
by I'm baby❤ April 20, 2020
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caden

the word your mom can be used in sticky situations. caden means your mom
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caden ams

a pro gamer and loves chocolate from the Minecraft fat mod
hi, I love eating kids from the fat mod Mr caden ams
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Caden

Caden is a big hot sexy man
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caden mathews

Have you seen John around.
Last i heard of him he was a caden mathews.
by john marst October 26, 2020
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Caden

A ginger boy with a small penis and is 5´2 with and likes small young girls. And he takes them to his house and keeps them as pets
#Caden Has A Small Penis #Watch Out If U Are A Young Girl
by February 4, 2020, February 14, 2020
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