Horny Cactus

Someone who has intercourse with various people but can’t commit to a relationship for longer than a month.

You’re a horny cactus!

by Clapping Machine February 3, 2018

Raging Cactus

When You put tooth pics on your dick and you just start plowing.

"Holy Shit, That's one Raging Cactus"

by weebweebweeb41 May 6, 2018

snatch cactus

Went your cunt is so dry a little cactus pops up in the corner to provide satisfaction

She was such a miserable bitch until she finally grew her very own snatch cactus and finally got a moment of satisfaction.

by Reithrese May 22, 2018

Big Cockus McYeetus

A restaurant located in McYork, it has cheap and tasty foods, it is not a fast - food place.

Cameron: Yo, Guys, lets go to Big Cockus McYeetus

Everyone else: Ye, I'm down

by _BIG_MIKE_21 December 5, 2019

Arizona Cactus

When a woman attaches barbed wire to her partner’s penis, and either takes it in the ass or in the vagina, and bounces like she’s at a nightclub.

Hey girly, I did Arizona Cactus with Brian. Now my pussy feels like it just went through hell!

by King James 1:13 July 21, 2020

Soggy Cactus

After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.

"I can't fuck you babe, I've got a a soggy cactus"

by Ceita May 2, 2022

Singing Cactus

It's a toy that repeats after you, like Talking Tom, but a real-life cactus that also dances.

Person 1: Where did you buy that singing cactus?
Person 2: The store, of course!
Singing Cactus: The store, of course!

by Flanfair August 27, 2023