comfab

To shove dick up someone’s ass till it makes the scream

Bro I whould love to comfab now

by Fhdhehdu July 9, 2021

comfort player

a sports player you develop some sort of emotional attachment to over the course of watching/supporting a team. a player you find comfort in watching. someone who's personality you vibe with. they're just wholesome and watching them play always puts you in a good mood.

freddie andersen is definitely my comfort player

by bee loves hockey August 9, 2021

comfort shirt

a shirt you wear almost regularly that makes you comfortable mentally, physically and emotionally usually when one’s not in the best head space

“oh my god, i can’t find my comfort shirt! i need it, it makes me at ease”

by vma August 22, 2021

comfort book

a book you return to again and again (even if only to dip into for a chapter or two) for a bit of cheer and warmth.

"all your perfects is my comfort book"
"holy shit really same!"

by whore for books bf October 3, 2021

Comfortabilityness

a state of being in which one can accurately detect their level of comfort in situations that potentially could be uncomfortable.

After take out & wine, the two started making out on the couch. He paused momentarily to assure her comfortabilityness wasn’t compromised.

by Kior G November 18, 2021

Comfort puppy

People go to comfort puppies for comfort and advice whenever they need help usually with a breakup, when they’re used or when they are at their weakest. And then when they’re better, the forget the comfort puppies. But those people are never there for comfort puppies and usually start talking about their own issues. So comfort puppy is a person who’s job is to be a therapist for people who don’t give a shit about them.

X: ,,My friend usually texts me when ge is sad and needs help, other than that…no.”
Y: ,,you’re a comfort puppy to him”

by Unicorns are amazing November 23, 2021

Comffee

Morning coffee in a comfy bed!

- no body
- Me having my morning comffee.

by Bassoul December 12, 2021