imaculate conception

The faeces immediately after anal sex, coated in semen.

"The world would be a better place if you'd been an imaculate conception"

by pederast December 26, 2008

Dashboard Confessional

LykE OmG 2 EMo 4 MeEEEEE

BetTER AdD TheM TO My PLAYlist

Emo BOIz ArE 2 CooL
I wAnT one!!!

teeHEe

I went to a DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL....and I moshed :D!!!!!

by natasha February 2, 2005

concussion cock

when someone with foreskin fakes a concussion to get out of a football game.

"concussion cock sucks"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

two point conversion

As you are urinating into a toilet while standing, you decide that you also have to defecate. You then switch to sitting position to void your bowels.

On a side note: It is considered good form to "cut off" your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. It is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.

I usually don't poo at bars, but those chili cheese fries made me go for a two point conversion.

by dephex March 5, 2010

dashboard confessional

bizoss

"Did you hear that new Dashboard Confessional song?"
"Yes, I did."

by izalex August 21, 2003

CONCUSIONATOR

One who wacks his wang very often.

Ru is in their giving his johnson a
concusion.

by CLEATUS November 12, 2004

Concussion Grenade

1.) An anti-personnel device that is designed to damage its target with explosive power alone.

2.) A type of fart where hopefully the Boom warns you before the Shock wave hits, usually resulting in holding one's breath and calling an O-ring repair doctor.

1.) "The perpetrator was neutralized by a concussion grenade."

2.) "Oops! Did u just hear that concussion grenade, quick plug your nose!!"

by Firehawk21_2001 March 17, 2014