klok con klok

pretty much saying whats up to your homies/ niggas. mostly used by Dominicans straight of the boat.

kook con klon manito....... qui con el taking it easy.
klok con klok nigga........ just booling b

by Xxx______Daddy________xxX November 13, 2017

Teflon Con

A term used for a person, woman, man, camera, T.V. that is a well known con artist who has yet to pay for ANY of their lifelong crimes.

These crimes usually consist of tax and bank fraud, obstruction of justice, bribery, defamation, and more. Not to mention the numerous atrocities committed by said con.

The Teflon Con is sweatin' bullets after losing this election. As he should be after the Supreme Court said that there are limits to the powers of the presidency and stoutly reaffirmed the principle that not even the president is above the law.

by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020

Sancho Con El Chorizon

Sancho Con El Chorizon is Jesus M. That ballsy fucker. Si le vas a dar dale duro.

Jesus is a Sancho Con El Chorizon because he makes me forgrt about my boyfriend when I’m at work.

by Mr SlowGuy January 6, 2022

Saw Con

It's an extremely rare form of ligma. It makes the affected person immune to ligma and a vector for saw con. Extremely lethal.

Guy1: What are your thoughts on ligma?

Guy2: What's ligma?

Guy1: LIGMA BALLS!!!

Guy2: What does that mean? Is it related to saw con?

Guy1: Do you seriously not get it? What is saw con anyway?

Guy2: SAWCON MY DICK, BITCH!!!

by Alex150 August 18, 2018

www.pornhub.con

If you're here, you must have typed it wrong. You put an n instead of an m, and now it's stuck in your search history. Delete it before someone sees.

Bro I'm so pissed!
Why man?

I accidentally searched up www.pornhub.con and now my search history's fucked up!

Aww man I feel ya bro!

by Turtilator200 July 30, 2016

Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin

The act of getting head while going poop in a honeybucket from someone wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and dip is mandatory.

The other day I was sweating like crazy while this chick gave me a Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin.

by beeeeazy September 6, 2011

non-con

usually pertaining to fanfiction.
"non-con" is short for "non-consensual" sex, making this a nice way to say "rape".

warning: slash, non-con, and other assorted goodies.

by they call me reject October 5, 2005