combover

An attempt to hide hair loss on the head which has become obvious. Usually done by males. Usually looks worse than the baldness that the person is attempting to hide.

See vain.

by jesster79 March 7, 2004

a few tacos short of a combo platter

someone who is mentally not with it...looney, lacking intelligence or just plain crazy.

yeah, you could say Jane was not the brightest bulb in the box, her elevator didn't go to the top floor, she is a few tacos short of a combo platter.

by Jeanette Tomascik September 1, 2006

combundance

Combundance is a word that common folk like you shall not ever seen to grasp. This word is for sophisticated aristocrats like Sir Friedrich Wazzlebozzle.

Oh darling, aren't these orphans so delightfully full of combundance.

by Sir Friedrich Wozzle Bozzle February 9, 2020

mcgurk combo

Once someone has been given a mcgurk and they fall to the floor you would then stomp on their nuts causing even more humor and ending all chances of reproduction for the receiver of the mcgurk combo.

After i gave that kid a mcgurk and he fell, i decided to mcgurk combo his ass with a good stomp to prevent reproduction.

by badandyale2 April 4, 2009

Mortal Combat

Misspelled Mortal Kombat

Person 1: I just can't wait for Mortal Combat 11

Person 2: it's Mortal Kombat dumbass

by Midly entertaining February 7, 2019

noobs in combat

a roblox game where you command a noob army against another noob army in different scenarios, including vehicles from ww2 to the cold war

can be played both cooperatively with other players or player vs player

the game has a discord server filled with pedophiles and people who say Move Shitposts

dude 1: i play nic (noobs in combat)
dude 2: get away from me

by baby_boss62626 June 27, 2022

Combat Jack

To jack off in the middle of a firefight, or any combat situation.

Bob: Oh shit man, I'm scared of these Sammies.
Jim: Let's just combat jack to relieve the anxiety!

by Moskau September 23, 2005