Just like when you harvest an animal out of season, only you take her (or his) behind out of session.
Karen and I were having drunken sex, but during it she passed out, so I turned her over and continued the session poached colon.
by Typewriter '79 February 20, 2022
Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"
Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"
Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"
by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022
The act of performing a fart transfer into a female's rectum then proceeding to go down on her. During this, she farts her (your) fart into your mouth in which you proceed to cup the gas in your cheek and immediately jump on top, stick your penis inside and blow the fart transfer directly I to her nose while she blows it out through her mouth back into your nose for you both to enjoy the euphoric sensation of the ultimate fart transfer
by ...skankhunt42 December 27, 2021
by Hugesten November 28, 2023
The action of lowering your window while driving down the interstate sticking your butt out and having explosive diarrhoea on every car you pass
My buddy and I went down the inter state and he was rolling colon and it was the worst thing I've ever smelled.
by Jiffy3 May 14, 2021
The experience of a colonic, or the symptoms associated with a colonic, as a result of drinking too much coffee
by RubberCustard May 10, 2007
by ph1l1p April 25, 2019