Aussie child

children from Australia that are the comeback kings of the world and have guts
teacher: i have told you to sit down 3 times now
aussie child 1: no thats 4 times Miss

teacher: stop playing with that table
aussie child 1:but miss its too high
aussie child2: no you're to high
by ersdisanta May 26, 2015
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Child repellent

GET THE NEW CHILD REPELLENT!!!!!! THE PROTOTYPE IS DESIGNED AFTER PREVIOUS ATTEMPTS TO FUCK YOUR MOM. THE NEW 10MN IS PERFECT!!! WITH ONE PULL OF THE TRIGGER CHILDREN ARE BOUND TO BE GONE, NO MORE NEED FOR ABORTION
SHOOT THE CHILD WITH CHILD REPELLENT

-Adolf Hitler
by Zebulon720 September 26, 2023
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Mushroom Child

A child that’s never allowed to go outside
Son: “Why don’t you ever see those kids playing?”
Mother: “must be a mushroom child
by Psycho_Duck13 April 21, 2018
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The Middle Child

Middle children are either rejected by their parents or completely forgotten. Many parents don’t remember the middle child’s name and struggle remembering their birthday. The middle child is often a goon of the older child seeking approval from somebody. For some reason they always have terrible injuries that aren’t their fault, then the parents get mad because of the hospital bill
OH MY GOD WHO ARE YOU?! Oh wait. You’re the middle child.
by Dinoissickofyou August 10, 2021
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shreks child

one of the most over-rated people in the world. usually gets attention from all the guys no matter what.
Nigga 1: Omg did you see shreks child? shes so god damn overrated
Nigga 2: ya she sucks
marco: :Rage:
by cbro/dotsightt April 06, 2020
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Child please

1) To blow/brush off or disregard someone’s statement
1) Paula: Jesse looks really good nowadays

Jessica: CHILD PLEASE. He still living with his momma
by Galehart Popwell December 24, 2020
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Child-hold

To be limited in your actions and/or freedoms due to a child. A person experiencing child-hold may have their own child or be dating another individual who has a child that creates a burden which limits his or her freedoms.
Adam!! Are you coming out tonight or are you in the child-hold with the girlfriend again? >>Sorry man, the lady has the kid and we can't go anywhere.
by Frizzle06 April 11, 2010
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