Chris 

An idiot who can't spell

dude 1 - haha he failed the english test
dude 2 - he must be a chris

Chris by Eric da boob October 16, 2008

Chris 

A pussy-boy that doesnt make a move on girls at the right time and waits till its waay too late.

No, nothing happened last night, what do you expect its Chris.

Chris by niceboysfinishlast August 3, 2008

chris 

A term given to gay guys, who have small cocks high voices and LOVE it up the ass. Thinks he's strait but everyone knows he's gay. He is a try hard but 100% of the time he fails. No pubes, walks talks and acts like a girl. Pussies out at everything.

Guy 1: did you see that guy last night who was grinding on me? Who the fuck was that?
Guy 2: oh shit man that has to be chris.

Guy 1: dude your pulling a chris right now
Guy 2: shit dude fucking take it back.

chris by random chicks November 22, 2011

Chris 

Man with a Micro Penis

Yooooo my girl said I have a Chris, My life is over

Chris by socratesishere1984 November 25, 2014

Chris 

A fucking dickhead who no one likes, no matter what he always thinks that his friends will love him no matter what, stalks girls as well, what a knob.

Girl:Fuck off.
Chris:haha funny joke!

Chris by loltrain69 August 31, 2011

Chris 

Usually given to a funny guy that makes mean jokes.

That "Chris" is one Bitch Ass Nigga -Nerdy Kid
STFU YOU NERD -Cool Kid

Chris by Carlbobjoe7 November 11, 2009

chris 

a cheating bastard.Who lies and makes up stories to look better

chris cheated on wife

chris by christinapeniiissssss March 21, 2019