chronic sad ass

It’s when your booty cheeks invert in or look really saggy and is very unappealing to the human eye

Dom-“Yo Chris that bitch with the glasses got a case of chronic sad ass”
Chris-“yo why that shit saggy as hell😂”

by Sad neck October 31, 2019

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Chronic Jané Disease

A self Inflicted Disease in which a person frequently skips school the day a major project is due.

Person 1: Dude, where's Jake?
Person 2: Dude, that History paper is due today, he came down with Chronic Jané Disease.

by Ninja Man Bear April 5, 2009

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Somebody who goes on their computer and the first thing they do is check their Facebook to see if anything is new

They do this about oh I don't know maybe 30 times a day
This is also known as CFU. A chronic Facebook User when first tries facebook feels great but now A chronic just sits all day waiting for a reply on Facebook.

Don't get me wrong facebook.com is a great website it's just I don't want to become a Chronic Facebook User

by sakiv January 9, 2011

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chronic stoner syndrome

Also known as CSS, and if left untreated by daily doses of marjiuana, attention span decreases, will power decreases, forgetfulness increases, lack of self control increases, and general reality is skewed.

"Hey Steve remember that $10 from the party last night?"

"Nah man my CSS kicked in, let me fire up a bowl real quick, and I'll remember the exact ammount I do owe you"

"Damn Steve, you should definitely cure that Chronic Stoner Syndrome"

by Dr.Chronic May 12, 2008

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