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Checkout Catfished

When you get behind someone with few groceries in line and someone else comes along and says "I'm with them" and piles a bunch more groceries on. You saw a glimpse of one shopper, but what you got once you were in line was something entirely different.
"Aww man, that lady just jumped in with a whole other cart"
" Checkout Catfished ..."
"Yup"
by bobbyoldschool August 27, 2013
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Reverse Catfishing

Pretending to be much uglier than you really are online.
Guy 1: So how was your date?
Guy 2: I had doubts about dating that girl because of her ugly photos online, but in person she was gorgeous and seductive. I was a victim of reverse catfishing. I am going to therapy now to deal with it.
by Eric Kazinsky July 3, 2017
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Master Catfisher

One who can can convince girls from tinder he is real even when she asks for other social media profiles for verification. If one can fool a girl through Snapchat he is an absolute master catfisher. The goal of every master catfisher is to get nudes and build a robust spank bank.
She asked for my snap...thank God I'm a master catfisher. I'ma see them tits
by jefeslifelesson August 2, 2017
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Catfisted

Being deceived about a persons identity online (as in catfished) except that instead of being motivated by romantic interest or sexual desire, the deceiving party is a harsh critic or hater with a vendetta.
"Kaki King is a brilliant guitarist but for some reason, she keeps getting Catfisted on YouTube by some hater with multiple fake profiles!"
by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister August 13, 2014
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puppy catfished

The heinous act of adding a selfie of you and someone else’s puppy to your dating profile.
“Wow, your labradoodle is really cute. What’s her name?”
“Thanks, her name is chastity she’s actually my ex-brother in law’s dog”
“Did you jut puppy catfished me?”
by JW97545 April 29, 2021
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coatfish

When a fat guy wears a jacket to hide his physique. Wearing more layers so a female doesn't know whether or not he is fat or muscular. Usually a winter time tactic.
Wow, Brian took his jacket off once we got inside, and I knew I had gotten coatfished. I should have met him in the summer.
by br1an856 February 25, 2018
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catdish

Catdish, is when someone is a catfish, but the person they pretend to be is HOT.

They be looking like a whole main dish
Too bad they fake. The person in the pic is hot as fuck, they’re a catdish!
by Snackedup March 8, 2018
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