carl ortlieb

he stole my gingerbread :(

person 1: hei, you know Carl ortlieb
person 2: yeah, hes stole my gingerbread
person 1: bruh

by Goydrascre December 9, 2021

Hot Carl

When a man shits on another mans face

Yo bro, lemme give you a hot carl

by Joeef February 7, 2022

Carl Wheezer

The all-mighty croissant overlord, as well as the man who will get Jimmy's Mom.

Has 578 allergies, but can still eat ANYTHING.

Hey, Jimmy's mom? Carl Wheezer is pretty fine eh?

by Shrek_The_Second May 8, 2023

Carl Wheezer

God's most powerful being

"Oh Carl Wheezer," "Carl Wheezer christ!"

by Sirkenneth of thirds August 2, 2022

Angry Carl

The act of shitting diarrhia in a tube sock and finding the nearest person to smack in the face with the mud surprise! Be sure to tie off the open end of the sock and wear a face mask! Shit shrapnell is not cool.

"I just gave the homeless guy on the curb an Angry Carl! He got really shitty about it to!"

by Jack-N-Off May 6, 2010

Atomic Carl

An Atomic Carl is when you actually get your head up someone or somethings asshole, and you get your cranium forced out ahead of the feces.

Ron the elephant trainer got his noggin in "Susie" the elephants behind at exactly the right time for his first Atomic Carl.

by Fringegolfer July 24, 2008

Caliente Carl

The Mexican version of the Hot Carl (see Hot Carl).

I gave david a Caliente Carl.

by MitchMartinez333 September 3, 2009