bedtime cape

A sheet or blanket that one tosses around their back and holds onto while running around the house screaming "I have my bedtime cape on."

*10pm

"time for my bedtime cape!"

by Melissaemily October 12, 2013

Supermans Cape

The piece of skin between the male testicals and his ass.

Wow, that supermans cape is so hairy.

by Johnny Smith January 30, 2004

Hamster Skin Dick Cape

It is a common pet hamster, skinned and dried. The skin has a little cape mounted on the back, we leave the head in tacked, to wrest on the head of the penis. You can get a hockey helmet, safety hat, foot ball helmet, or a motocross helmet put on the hamsters head. They are socially accepted, so feel free to walk in public only wearing your hamster skin dick cape.

Yo man, you going to that HSDC party?
Whats that?
Its the "Hamster Skin Dick Cape" party!
That sick, of course im going! only the coolest people own a HSDC

by joe920joe October 17, 2011

Crystal Cape

Awesome.

"I had a Crystal Cape night last night"

by Mr gnomeface May 8, 2010

Buffalo Cape

From the great country of Germany the art of a women growing a hair parachute from birth to the end of time to cover ones ginny cone area and usually fros out of ones panties like Rick James.

When shopping for a bikini for summer I usually buy 1 size bigger to accommodate my Buffalo Cape!! (Also referred to as a Tarantula.

by Whitmeister May 22, 2010

douche cape

1. The fashion practice of wearing a sweater draped over the back, with the sleeves draped over the shoulders.

*variant , "knotty douche cape" includes tying the sleeves in a knot below the neck.

"holy crizzle - I was in the marina last night, and I felt like I was swimming in douche capes.."

by sleepyHollow September 24, 2012

ass cape

A cape for your ass

Friend: Jon have you been working out? Your ass looks ridiculous
Jon: Nope I turned my apron into an ass cape. I've already been laid 6 times in the last 9 minutes

by butt ticker January 14, 2010