I had a dead Hooker in the trunk of my car so I called my no Bullshit Guy to help me get rid of her.
by Pierre Cavanaugh January 15, 2020
Get the No Bullshit Guymug. by weaponized_assault _penguin 2 February 5, 2021
Get the pussy bullshitmug. Timmy: Mom, my teacher deducted points from my grade for using red pen!!
Mom: Well, that's just a bunch of bullshit in a box.
Mom: Well, that's just a bunch of bullshit in a box.
by leoflat October 10, 2014
Get the Bullshit in a Boxmug. a complete ranting that everyone knows is a line of crap or talking in circles when asked a direct question. e.g. nonsense stuff said supervisors in staff meetings. or politicians who are trying to excuse there behavior and so on.
BS: "Our staffing is down 2.37 employees we need to hire more staff" which preceded "This Overtime you have been getting has to stop now it is unauthorized."
you're listening to this whole bullshit-a-thon thinking to yourself....Hmm fuzzy math... how can you NOT pay me my hard earned overtime but you can AFFORD to hire 2.37 persons...what the hell is .37 person... if we are short 2.37 folks and we break our necks to do it and get no overtime, no one will hired.... this is the dumbest bullshit I think I have ever heard! --then you tune back in for more words of wisdom.
you're listening to this whole bullshit-a-thon thinking to yourself....Hmm fuzzy math... how can you NOT pay me my hard earned overtime but you can AFFORD to hire 2.37 persons...what the hell is .37 person... if we are short 2.37 folks and we break our necks to do it and get no overtime, no one will hired.... this is the dumbest bullshit I think I have ever heard! --then you tune back in for more words of wisdom.
by fearTheTurtle September 25, 2013
Get the bullshit-a-thonmug. Oh, would you look at that?
He's the bullshit equivalent of Leroy Brown!
What I need is the bullshit equivalent of a flux capacitor that will take me BACK to the place and time where that was last considered cool....
and REJECT IT on principal!
He's the bullshit equivalent of Leroy Brown!
What I need is the bullshit equivalent of a flux capacitor that will take me BACK to the place and time where that was last considered cool....
and REJECT IT on principal!
by Thygeekgoddess March 5, 2017
Get the bullshit equivalentmug. by anonymous June 19, 2023
Get the cut the bullshitmug. A girl who tends to lead on making you think she's into you . Therefore , she will make you believe you are very attractive/ interested then the next day you don't exist. A fake personality bitch with the following traits -
She will confuse persistence w/ chasing making you think you're coming too strong when really it's just a normal text or call.
She will make small conversation with you then completely end the conversation red-flag like.
She will come off tedious and pretentious-like when on the phone or text.
She will tell you she'll call you back and you know she never will. ex "Text me or call me when you get the chance"
If you encounter this do not waste your time.
She will confuse persistence w/ chasing making you think you're coming too strong when really it's just a normal text or call.
She will make small conversation with you then completely end the conversation red-flag like.
She will come off tedious and pretentious-like when on the phone or text.
She will tell you she'll call you back and you know she never will. ex "Text me or call me when you get the chance"
If you encounter this do not waste your time.
GIRL: Hey lets hang out sometime i'm down to get together lets do it tomorrow
YOU : Sounds good
next day...
YOU : Text ... "Hey there , lets go out tonight!"
Girl : "read - 3:43 p.m."
3 hours later ...
YOU: did you get my text ... ?
GIRL : read 7:47 p.m.
-Bullshit Girl
YOU : Sounds good
next day...
YOU : Text ... "Hey there , lets go out tonight!"
Girl : "read - 3:43 p.m."
3 hours later ...
YOU: did you get my text ... ?
GIRL : read 7:47 p.m.
-Bullshit Girl
by ksudzo August 2, 2016
Get the Bullshit Girlmug.