Buffet party pooper

Someone who attends a birthday party at a buffet restaurant but only consumes a small salad or soup, then refuse to pay the full buffet price when the bill comes. Or only pays a small amount that he/she feels covers the cost of the food that was eaten.

Friend: Wait a minute, you still ate something, so you still need to pay the full buffet price of $25.99 per person.
Freebooter: No, i only ate a salad, which doesn't cost the $25.99 price
Friend: What???......That's not the point of this situation......so basically you're a buffet party pooper!!

by Yuppy September 25, 2017

Buffetling

That feeling in your stomach after you leave a buffet after stuffing your ass with food and you feel like shit for the next 30 minutes to 1 hour

“I got that buffetling inside my stomach”

by RandomURBANDICTIONARYposter November 27, 2017

buffered

to be utterly pissed offended or annoyed at something, similar to triggered

Ms.Duffy didn't mark our english tests yet and its been 2 weeks, I'm so buffered!

by issassassymidget September 30, 2018

buffet

another word for sex orgy with at least 5 people; an orgy where every one is naked( only guys) where every one is eating ass, balls, dick, and thot tots...big ones...melon sized

I just went to that buffet.

by imyourmomfaggot January 25, 2019

Buffet

When oral sex is performed on a woman

Last night I went over to her house and had the whole buffet

by TenaKnows July 23, 2019

Buffet

When the top boy has multiple lasses lined up for a facial and splaffs on all of them

Dej was on a madden and gave his cousin Mam and aunty the buffet

by Fatboy2673 September 14, 2019

buffet-style

Spending time sampling all areas of a person rather than just one.

John's wife was delighted he decided to go full buffet-style on her rather than just plain old cunnilingus

by HamB4clam October 8, 2019