Bowling

A game that when planned on being played, almost always results in spending an evening in a bedroom playing Apples to Apples instead.

The plan was to go bowling Friday night, but we ended up playing Apples to Apples instead.

by IAmBaggadonuts July 25, 2015

Bowling from the pavillion end

One who is a filthy homosexual.

Sarah: "Wow! He's hot!"

Mabel: "Forget it. He's bowling from the pavillion end."

by weeleydangle October 13, 2007

bowling ball

When a girl is getting triple teamed by three guys. One is doing her in the gine, one is drilling her ass and she's blowing the third.
Like a bowling ball, two holes close together are filled and the third, a little further away, is filled as well.

Me, Dan and Ben bowling balled a girl last night.

by Matt Hurst April 18, 2006

bowling alley

the only place where you can go and legitly purchase athletes foot.

Brian: Hey dude do you want to go to the bowling alley?

Chad: Do you mean 'Hey dude do you want to get some involuntary athletes foot'?

Brian: Sooo?

Chad: No.

by NoOneActuallyLikesToBowl February 24, 2011

bowfinger

A person who is a disgrace to all humanity. A person who lacks intelligence and/or success with the ladies. Also see noob and narb.

That bowfinger sucks my balls.

by Austin Sheffield March 1, 2005

Browsing the gallery

A more relaxed, chill, and casual way of saying masturbation.

Person 1: Do you really masturbate?
Person 2: Not so much masturbating. More like browsing the gallery.

by Rainbowsexual666 April 8, 2017

Bowling

A term used by more pristine, professional cocaine users so they don't get caught by non-users when speaking of their drug use. Usually used in the same way the verb bowling (the sport) is used.

"Have you heard? Emily went bowling yesterday after the game! For the first time! She joined with with everyone else that was bowling in the hotel room after the second round" "Awesome! I wish I could've seen it, but I was bowling at Nathan's house last night."

by Drugggoooo November 18, 2018