Borientation

The first day of work with a new employer, often involves hours of Human Resources psycho babble that doesn’t even pertain to your new position, leading to boredom beyond belief!

Kand: "Hey Shari, how do you like the new job?"

Shari: "I really hope this job is for me, because I don't think I can handle another borientation"

by Seahawkassault May 28, 2009

Botext

Text message booty call that makes you feel young for an hour. It's as if you had virtual botox.

Imagine! At our age, he sent me a botext. I felt like a 16 year old for an hour.

by Chinafox August 5, 2010

Bootie mustard

The detritus left on the sheets after a wild night involving anal sex.

A regional usage common to Mississippi and Arkansas.

Associated most often with gay anal sex, but could just as well refer to "opposite" sex.

Daddy brought home the cutest little Falcon, but when Sister Woman first laid eyes on it she screamed to the high heavens: I cain't be seen drivin' a car the color of bootie mustard!

by Showoffman September 8, 2010

Bootied

The act of a male being anally penetrated, usually without his consent. Can take place in the woods, a dark alley, raves and prison.

"Man I sure hope the car doesn't break down out here, I might get straight bootied."

"Ya'll don't be out too late now ya hear? I keep seeing on the TV all these little boys gettin' bootied!"

by Don Juan Esquire July 6, 2012

bodies of water

a large ocean of water

Me: look that a bodies of water
Urban Dictionary: a what?

by Kimberly Diaz May 21, 2020

Bodie

A white girl only dates black guys

Yo have you ever seen Becky hook up with a white guy?

Nah brah, she's a total bodie.

by The_Stork April 20, 2010

Bodie

The worlds biggest retard. His IQ is in the negatives and definitely has sever autism. This guy is fat as fuck and would probably bleed gravy if you stabbed him. Bodie is so ugly that girls go blind when they see him. He is the biggest loser on the planet and he will never get pussy for as long as he lives. This meth loving wife beater jerks it to goat porn and probably has sexual fantasies about men. BEWARE! The second you start to know a Bodie you automatically get HIV.

Bodie is a simp and his weight looks like the population of Delaware. What a bitch!

by minecraftsteve69 May 20, 2020