booger beast

a person who sits in the cube next to or near you and snarftslhglkfhgdf his boogers all day

Can someone please make that booger beast shut up?

by not_telling June 13, 2005

Boogerhead

Someone who breaks your pen and is dumb

Carson broke my wax pen he’s such a boogerhead

by Carsonsaboogerhead February 5, 2019

Wood Booger

Hillbilly, Hick, Redneck, Appalacian Hilljack, Logger

woodbooger hick hillbilly redneck whitetrash logger inbred mountain folk

Looks like every hairy neck wood booger and there mother came down from the mountains to shop at Wal-mart today.

by knowyershit June 9, 2011

booger

Dried up mucus in the nose that nerds who had crushes on you liked to flick at you in elementry school

BOB! STOP FLICKIN boogies at me!!

EHH boogers are nasty

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

Texas Booger Sugar

Another word to describe cocaine

Hey man, you got any Texas Booger Sugar left? Mary wants to snort some off my cack.

by Lina Watson December 26, 2008

booger in the nose of progress

anything that impedes positive social or organizational evolution; a hindrance to social progress

the constant infighting over America's alleged role as world policeman is a booger in the nose of progress

getting bogged down in logistics and semantic quibbles instead of seeking true consensus is a booger in the nose of progress; can't we just lay our differences aside and find common ground in our shared interests?

we all live on one fragile planet: this quibbling about economics while our world dies is a booger in the nose of progress!

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe March 28, 2008

booerotica

booerotica: erotica written by an internet forum poster involving other posters of the same internet forum engaging in sexual conduct, which usually serves to alleviate or make fun of sexual tension between the featured posters. These posters will usually later meet in real life and enact scenes straight from the erotica, giving it a prophetic quality.

JH: please write a booerotica featuring me CC and HG
boo: sure, but there also needs to be some cock in there so you'll have to pick a male poster to join in the fun

by Bonnie Pruitt July 5, 2010