bisacodyl blumpkin

When you're preppin' for your colonoscopy and she give's you a blow job.

Man, that colonoscopy prep was brutal except for that bisacodyl blumpkin.

by Bisacodyl Boo Boo Babe April 2, 2017

The Lonely Blumpkin

When one tries to suck his own cock while shitting

I tried to suck my own cock while shitting. It was the lonely blumpkin.

by metalmetalrob February 26, 2010

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job from a southern girl while taking a poop.

I heard Hailey gives country blumpkins if you wanna try something new.

by ZeroExe July 10, 2021

chubby blumpkin

Performing analingus while your lover consumes an entire meat-lovers pizza and watches TV.

"Our therapist suggested trying new things in the bedroom to spice up our marriage. Lenny wanted to try the chubby blumpkin. It was kinda gross...can I borrow your toothbrush?"

by taytay1420 August 15, 2016

baby blumpkin

When a pregnant chick gives a guy oral sex while he's on the toilet taking a shit.

Though Sheena was pregnant, she still gave her husband a baby blumpkin after he had a long day.

by Chainsaw217 October 6, 2012

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while occupying an out-house.

Mary walked to the out-house and gave Joe a Country Blumpkin for his birthday.

by Spigot On HOT March 5, 2009

Thai Blumpkin

The act of getting blowjob on the toilet while suffering from travellers diarrhea.

I told her I couldn't take her home with me because that street meat was sitting right but she offered to give me a Thai Blumpkin.

by Fleshdawg October 7, 2016