Canadian Blumpkin 

The act of getting your ass eaten out by a chick while you're taking a piss.

Did you and Stacy go all the way last night?

Nah she was tired so she just gave me a Canadian Blumpkin.

Canadian Blumpkin by Blumpkinlover553 December 5, 2016

Blind Blumpkin 

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin (whereas a man receives oral sex while taking a shit) the Blind Blumpkin is performed by entering a men’s restroom and blindfolding oneself. Then proceed by knocking on stall doors until a willing participant opens, enter the stall and blindly give the stranger a Blumpkin.

Bored one day, Kristopher decided to go to a bar downtown and try his luck at giving Blind Blumpkins. It took some effort but he left full and satisfied.

Blind Blumpkin by TheArtOfTheDeal January 21, 2017

Pumpkin Blumpkin 

Receiving a blow job while pooping into a jack-o-lantern.

Jimmy left the Halloween Party with the naughty nurse and she gave him a pumpkin blumpkin! He burned his ass on the candle, but it was totally worth it.

Pumpkin Blumpkin by fishman802 September 7, 2013

Phantom Blumpkin 

When one is about to receive a blumpkin but gets shy or nervous and can only force out a fart.

Tim went to get a blumpkin from jen but couldnt crap, all he did was fart. Therefore he got a phantom blumpkin.

Phantom Blumpkin by mschaffer May 9, 2006

solo blumpkin 

Masturbating while taking a shit

Friend: "Hey Bill, you wanna play some basketball?"
Bill: "I would, but I'm kinda constipated and horny so I'll go for a solo blumpkin."

solo blumpkin by danglyballzjohn June 9, 2015

Ghost Blumpkin 

Getting your cock sucked by a ghost or spirit while taking a shit.

Oh my god you scared the shit out of me Ghost Blumpkin!

Ghost Blumpkin by BWB-Bookie July 8, 2010

Great White Blumpkin 

When someone receives a bumpkin in a snow storm, or simply a blumpkin in the snow where there are no available toilets.

I was ridin the slopes when I had to drop a deuce, so my girl and I turned off the run and I shit over a tree while getting dome thus, the Great White Blumpkin was born!

Great White Blumpkin by Motown from Nevada December 9, 2009