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Crude Birth Rate

If you search this up, you probably take AP Human Geography classes too!

Well if you need to study what the fuck this is, this is the amount of people born per 1000 people in a society.
The Crude Birth Rate in the US is 11.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 8, 2023
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Avocado birth

When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.

It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
by nice bever February 3, 2024
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Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.
Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.
by Jennifred July 19, 2023
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Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.
The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.
by Jennifred July 19, 2023
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Birthing hospital

What a Women’s hospital used to be called before men could give birth.
by gcsnelgar August 13, 2023
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Luna will give birth

Luna Loud from The Loud House will have Sully's children.
by doodeet3 September 12, 2023
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birthing chair

A specially designed chair or stool used during childbirth to assist the mother in delivering her baby.
So, the birthing chair gives birth to a chair and the mother give to a baby on the chair giving birth.
by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
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