Bachelor Bib

A paper towel, for eating food off of.

Do you want a plate for that pizza, or a bachelor bib.

by HoMoth January 3, 2009

bachelor's degree

A diploma earned by a male college student who is single at the time of graduation. In many employment-fields, this attribute may not seem very impressive//laudable/desirable on a résumé , since many employers prefer married men who have "settled down" and thus are seemingly displaying some social progress and responsibility.

Telling a prospective wife that you have a bachelor's degree may actually lower her perception of you, since she will wonder why you have not already landed a suitable spouse by this time.

by QuacksO March 20, 2019

bachelor

A single guy. A guy who hasn't gotten married. Single.

That guy will always be a bachelor, because he's ugly and stinks. Who would wanna marry him?

by Dimmu-Borgir November 7, 2010

bachelorette pad

The housing or apartment in which a single woman or women live.

1. The ultimate bachelorette pad would have at least one bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, and a couch for guests!
2. A bachelorette pad is of the equivalence of a bachelor pad.
3. Mary and her wild roomies are constantly throwing raging parties at the bachelorette pad.

by Mary Barnes May 1, 2008

bach

Short for Maybach, an expensive luxury sedan made by Mercedes-Benz. It is comparable to a Rolls-Royce Phantom.

Your boy back in the building, Brooklyn we back on the map
Me and my beautiful beeeeeeeitch in the back of that 'Bach.

-Jay-Z, Dirt Off Your Shoulder

by John February 28, 2005

Bachelor sauce

Ketchup; so called because of it's occasional use by lazy bachelors as a makeshift spaghetti sauce when they're nothing else in the fridge.

Damn, we're out of canned tuna and Vienna sausage. Guess it's time to break out the bachelor sauce.

by S. Dedalus January 16, 2009

Bachelor's Triforce

Threesome involving only men

So what did those three gay guys do in the hotel?
I heard they had a Bachelor's Triforce!

by NoHomoBro June 29, 2011