Bend over and I’ll show you

Literally can answer any question no matter what it is

10 year old) “Papa, how does sex work?”
Dad) “Bend over and I’ll show you”

by Am Gay Boi March 22, 2019

Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.

Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...

by Dr Jager Dave II July 18, 2012

bend over like red rover

Once said by a scout leader to his own flesh and blood.. deplorable... reprehensible

Andy went after his own flesh and blood

::Cornered Michael And Christy::

Andy: Bend over like red rover!

Michael: Hold up, yo

::Horrifying screams can be heard as Michael was ass raped::

by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker November 24, 2023

go bend

to bend over
try and mainly use it on boys to tell them to bend over

jayden: smd cj

cj: go bend jayden

by thecarameldrop March 5, 2025

bending someone spokes

To f*** someone from the back and loosen them up their a******

I don't know who I was banging but I was bending someone spokes

by Assgasm 2000 December 17, 2022

power bend

When the Penis is so erect it bends under its own massive force.

"That chick gave me a total "power bend."

by GratBOYmattBOY April 23, 2015

bend

bend - to form into a curved shape, up to approx 90° and 1) with your body, I.e. "Jacqui was going to bend over the railing, but wasn't willing to risk the consequences.

2) in a road. "Be careful on Underhill Drive, there's a sharp bend in the road. "
3) other objects can *bend* such as wire, paper clips, etc.
"If you bend my bobbie pin too far, it'll break."

"A tree branch will bend to a certain degree, but will eventually break if too much pressure is applied."

by MaryJane Potter June 8, 2019