balloon job

Act of blowing air into a woman's vagina until her belly swells and then yanking on her pussy lips in a futile effort to make the squealing sound made by a balloon under similar conditions. It never works.

Biff: Chaz is an asshole! He told me if I gave my girl a Balloon Job she'd love it. But she just farted at me and left!

by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

Ballooner

A person who blows (sucks, licks), could be used for anything like a person who blows on a lollipop or even more exotic.

Lafawnduh is such a ballooner, she'll practicality blow you for free.

by Chad and Zak April 5, 2011

Bellow Average Syndrome (BAS)

Disorder in which one neglect all people who were once important.

Mon: "Hey Jaxx, I'll pick you up after school. Be there!"
Jaxx: "Okay, sounds good."

Mon never shows up, Jaxx is upset.

Mon is suffering from a classic case of Bellow Average Syndrome (BAS)

by LSDLucy December 15, 2008

fun balloons

the human mammary glands

boobs, tits, milk makers, you know the fatty sacks your bitch has

by cheyanne burbank February 3, 2005

Balloon

A fool; a person who has just made a pretty obvious mistake

PhD student 1: I forgot to correct for path length in these absorbance measurements.
PhD Student 2: You total balloon

PhD student: I left my cash card in Centra last week and only found out today
Supervisor: <Says nothing and draws a picture of a balloon on a piece of paper>

by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

dutch bellows

Dutch Bellows: A variation on the 'dutch oven', except this can be done without shoving your partners head under the covers. Simply 1) emit a cloud of dirty ass gas, 2) listen to your partners breathing, 3) when she breaths out,lift your knee under the covers. This brings in some normal air which is mixed with the ass gas. 4) When your partner is on her 'breath in' cycle, lower your knee causing her to suck in some 'dutch oven' dirty ass gas. A typical response would be to wake up coughing, usually followed by a dig in the ribs.

pjm: I had some right dirty ass juice after that curry last night, the whole house stank!

brew: yeah I nearly managed to give the missus a dutch oven last night! but she fell asleep.

gonzo: I got my misses a good 'un with the dutch bellows, she woke up coughing and spluttering - it must have been the madras I had!

pjm: filthy bugger!

by pjm & brew January 2, 2007

bellow

A loud burst of masculinity that defines you as a person and a man. All hail the bellow, for the thunder it creates makes all beings quiver with love and fear. The bellow expresses life, nothing would exist without it. It is said that the world was spoken into existance by god; he grabbed his belt, thrust his head back and bellowed with all his might. The bellow is a greeting, an expression of complete and total ownage and is completely receivable by all.

(Thrusting with belt-in-hand, shouting will the deepest voice you can muster) BEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOWWWW!!!

Or, bellow!, how are you today

PWN!, Beeeeeeellllloooowww!!!

by Tyrone James Johnson Jr. October 25, 2006