Benedict cumberbatch

The act of masturbating on a couch cushion and then flipping it over to hide the evidence.

I'm supposed to babysitting Garrett, but he's probably already Benedict Cumberbatched the couch and put himself to sleep.

by scoresman July 4, 2016

Pope Benedict XVI

the new pope. even more backward and conservative than the last one.

was a member of Hitler youth, most dumbasses saying this was a choice. ummm dude, if HITLER was the leader of your country i don't think you had much of a choice as a young child whether to be in Hitler Youth or not.

you're a complete dumbass if you think the new pope was an actual nazi. yeah like they'd ever vote in a pope who was a literal nazi.

by dud3r June 13, 2005

beaner

a mexican person who eats beans and kicks you in the face

beaners.....beaners.....gonna...eat beans.....beaners......beaners.....will kick you in the face

by shittyshittyfagfag March 30, 2011

Benedict Arnold

When a sex partner is giving a guy a handjob, the guy ejaculates in their partners hand, then the partner slaps him across across the face with his own ejaculation.

Travis was completely embarrassed when it was revealed his ex-girlfriend had gone Benedict Arnold on him in the bedroom

by yumberlard May 5, 2009

beandang diddly wang

when a pissed off mexican puts his small penis in a cat or dog.

"jose is the worst bean dang diddly wang i have ever seen !"

by tommy g. December 11, 2004

beaner

A 100 dollar bill. Used in Mafia slang, and generally heard around the north eastern United States.

Righty: Change for another beaner.

Johnnie: Don't you think you've spent enough?

by Spanky Doodle February 15, 2008

capsule beaner

someone who tans so often that they begin to become a permanent brown and they look like that of a mexican.

person 1:hey i've been tanning alot latley
person 2: yah i can tell you freggin capsule beaner

by z-trip April 25, 2009