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if you 'play baseball' then you like boys. so if youre a girl, youre straight, and a boy, youre gay.

if someone says you 'suck at baseball' they mean you suck dicks and not pussies, so it can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on your sex.

if theres a 'baseball tournament' or 'playoff game' coming up, there will most likely be lots of boys having butt secks, and it may be a surprise.

if someone accuses you of 'playin baseball' when in fact you are dont, tell them that you play 'softball' instead.

if you do actually play the sport baseball, some may automatically assume you are gay. when this occurs, prove them wrong by 'playing softball'.
boy 1-"dude, i think he plays baseball. i saw him makin out with a guy after school yesterday."
boy2-"you saw that?! aww man i thought we had finally picked out a good spot."
boy1-"ZOH MA GAWD! i am never talikng to you again, FAG!"

boy-"mom, someone told me i played baseball today. what does that mean?"
mom-"honey, go look it up on urban dictionary."

girl-"so, do you play baseball?"
boy-"HELL no, i play softball, all the way"
girl-"good, because not only do i play baseball, i suck at it too"
boy-"i was hoping you'd say that"
by Baconator4aBuck May 10, 2010
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baseball

One of the most boring , and second gayest(next to American Football), sport in the world.
Baseball is gay, way gay.
by CroatianKid July 5, 2005
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baseball bat size

A very large "superking" cigarette or feg
"mate... you're smokin fucken baseball bats"
by Jonty September 8, 2004
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Baseball Cool

Something that is kinda cool, maybe, but when it really comes down to it, really isn't actually all that cool. Kind of like the sport baseball. It isn't that baseball is not cool, its just, their are cooler things than baseball. On a scale of 1 to 10, baseball cool falls somewhere in the 6 to 7 range. It's better than cool, but not awesome.
John: How cooooll is this Hawaiian shirt!
Frank: Hmmmm.. its pretty baseball cool
John: Baseball cool?
Frank: Yeah, its cool, but only as cool as Hawaiian shirts can be

Onlooker: Wow, that catch was so baseball cool
Onlooker2: you can't just relate all catches to baseball
Onlooker: Baseball cool, as in it was just decent
by CooBear May 29, 2012
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BaseballSex

You put ping pong balls in your girls ass and she pops em out and you try to use your dick as a bat and if you hit one you win
Dude last night i was on some Dank shit me and my girl did some baseballsex shit was trippy
by Fucktwelve December 4, 2013
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baseball dick

when you get dick from a really hot guy who plays baseball
"Hannah guess what I got baseball dick last night" "omg for real, like they say baseball dick is the best kind of dick"
by underrated hoe June 2, 2018
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baseball boys

boys who play baseball. they're the hottest guys who you can ever meet but sadly the sex doesnt last too long with them. if you find one, keep one
by averygayman May 14, 2021
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