ass-bandit

An unscrupulous curmudgeon who blasphemes by the very nature of his or her existence. Simply put, an unambiguous wanker, a incorrigible troglodyte, a downtrodden asshat.

Eric if you say POOT one more time I will puke. How ass-bandit-ish.

Peter is such an ass-bandit about seeing live shows.

Noah's ass-banditry is unprecedented. Stop touching yourself.

Denver has always been an ass-bandit and will always be an ass-bandit.

by Danger Brown October 11, 2006

kraft singles bandit

someone who steals cheese from a party

"did you hear that nick bitetto stole cheese from a party?"
"yeah he's the kraft singles bandit!!"

by lawl thomas November 7, 2009

One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit

Noun. A slang term for a circumcised penis. "One Eyed" refers to the single hole in the penis. "Turtle Neck" refers to the resemblence of a circumcised penis to a turtle neck shirt. "Bandit" refers to the sneakiness of a penis in sliding into a vagina.

My One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit slid in and out before she knew it.

by Lehry March 11, 2009

arse bandit

(n.) A man who commits unconsented anal sex, particularly on other men. See homosexual or gay rapist


(n.) Friend of smokey

He broke in to his house through the window and stole John's money, DVD player and rolex. Before he left, he fucked john in his sleep, making him and arse bandit.


Somkey and the arse bandit.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

bandity

bandity: A militia term for criminals.

There's a a bunch bandity's.

by EAZY-T October 22, 2007

Babiti

Indian slang used for a small cute teen girlfriend. Most importantly when she's so adorable.

Awww , babiti ..you're so cute!!!

by Fluffychubbylobhar September 6, 2018

Babitations

Babitations is babies-induced palpitations.

The main reason for this condition is the overwhelming loveliness of children that cannot be handled by the heart.

After spending some time playing with my lovely baby cousin, I could feel the babitations in my chest.

by Skiesandflowers September 7, 2018