bacon bits

Also known as a security guard or 2.5 Not quite full pork just bacon bits

Is that a cop. Nope just the bacon bits (mall security)

by TheCRACKERman July 20, 2008

Bacondread

White affluent middle class "trendy" type with perfectly pruned dreadlocks.
Usually seen in and around gentrified urban districts. Often they are very pretentious, are preoccupied with image and wealth (wearing of designer clothes is part of their unform along with the dreads) and have an over inflated opinion of themselves. Unlikely, they will follow rastafari but likely to listen to reggae as well as other urban sounds and smoke weed because it looks cool.

Hey look at di bacondread over there. Obviously a middle class white kid who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.

by DrSleazeball December 21, 2005

Make it bacon

Make it bacon. Usually in refence to getting with a larger girl.

That guy has been talking to fatties all night, looks like he's gonna make it bacon!

by RIPOM April 3, 2009

bacon

A lesser-known synonym for "awesome"

"I just won $500! Bacon!"

by Lord Jack February 5, 2008

bacon brigade

The Police, modified from the popular term for police, 'pigs'.

The cause of much hilarity, the police have been comedy targets throughout the world for years...

"How many police officers does it take to break an egg?"
"None... the egg fell down the stairs of it's own accord!"

"I always wanted to be a policeman, but I failed the criteria... my mother and father are married."

"Oink Oink... do you smell bacon?"

"What do you mean... oh yes... here come the bacon brigade! Oy streaky!"

by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005

bacon beacon

a police siren, namely, the lights of the police siren.

"omg dude you better slow down, there's a bacon beacon behind you!"

by amy [theblush] February 25, 2008

Skillet Bacon

The act of blurting out a very bad word that is worse than screaming you-know-who's name ( a.k.a voldemort)

HOLY SHIT! JACIE JUST TOLD HER BROTHER HE'S A SKILLET BACON!!!!

by Jeely June 24, 2009