balloon job

Act of blowing air into a woman's vagina until her belly swells and then yanking on her pussy lips in a futile effort to make the squealing sound made by a balloon under similar conditions. It never works.

Biff: Chaz is an asshole! He told me if I gave my girl a Balloon Job she'd love it. But she just farted at me and left!

by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

Ballooner

A person who blows (sucks, licks), could be used for anything like a person who blows on a lollipop or even more exotic.

Lafawnduh is such a ballooner, she'll practicality blow you for free.

by Chad and Zak April 5, 2011

hoeface baboon

a bitch who is a hoe and looks like a baboon

emily shopland

by kyle richards April 3, 2003

baboonaphile

this word refer to a person that enjoy the sex with animals in this case the person prefers sex with baboons only, this person is a sick degenerated and it has witness about baboons anal hole. Many of these persons that have had a very rough childhood and are confused about their sexual preferences...

hey, manuel elias is a mother fucker baboonaphile, come here to see him he is about to start his sexual intercourse with the local circus baboon...

by richter_808 November 1, 2006

French Balcony

The act of inserting a croissant into a womans gaping asshole while she's upside down.

Guy: I gave Melissa a French Balcony last night, it was insane.
Roommate: What the fuck man, my mom dropped those croissants off for us to eat for breakfast

by Seafood Kitchen October 18, 2008

baboon ass

stage 2 of monkey butt when youve had too many jalapenos

i am passing monkey butt going on to baboon ass since i have ate that jar of jalapenos

by fuck you December 9, 2003

a baboonaphile

One who molests baboons or any person resembling or smelling like a baboon.

Emily is a baboonaphile because she molested Phoebe, who is a baboon.

by thejewishone April 26, 2006