bacon strips

Brown marks that are left on the inside of one's underware as a result of improper butt wiping.

Did you see the bacon strips that guy had in his underware?

bacon strips by J. J. Friedman July 8, 2005

Bacon Drapes 

Inner vaginal lips (labia minora) which are especially meaty and sometimes wavy, resembling bacon.

Daaaammnn, that girl had some nasty bacon drapes. But I dug it out anyways.

Bacon Drapes by Sharpie2222 February 4, 2006

bacon loop 

An occurrence in densely populated living areas, like apartment and dorm buildings, in which the delicious aroma of one person cooking bacon travels through the building causing others who have bacon to cook it, thus spreading and continuing the bacon loop.

Smell that? Get out the frying pan, its time for the bacon loop.

bacon loop by cmonkey December 3, 2007

Bacon Horny

The overwhelming urge to eat bacon.

Man, I gotta get some bacon. I am so fucking bacon horny.

Bacon Horny by catchabuzz March 22, 2011

bacon boy

A person who likes electronic music. The link between bacon and 'electro' was made during the explosion of ecstasy consumption during the mid 1980's. Users of the drug would usually consume bacon after a hard night of clubbing in order to restore much-needed nutrients to the body, often in sandwich form.

"He loves those tunes, such a bacon boy!"

"The bacon boys were mashing it up last night!"

bacon boy by Viv J January 14, 2008

bacon dangles 

when the labia minora surpass the labia majora to a significant degree. also pastrami fallout.

her beef curtains were so tattered she suffered from a severe case of bacon dangles.

bacon dangles by Scroaty McGibblet April 29, 2006

Bacon pill 

A drug that when taken causes no effect to your motor skills, perceptiveness or state of mind but will induce one symptom - over the next 15 hours, for approximately 2 seconds, the taker will see Kevin Bacon appear totally randomly, in any kind of way or place, and then dissapear with the same flippancy.

Popular amongst lay workers who ingest the pill to add excitement to their day, knowing that at any point Kevin Bacon will appear to them in an unforeseen fashion.

Hank took the bacon pill and went to work, 4 hours later he looked out the window and briefly saw Kevin Bacon sitting on the branch of a tree, flapping his arms like a bird.

John: 'I took a bacon pill at around 12 in the afternoon and 2 hours later i crossed into the Kevin Bacon dimension - I saw him walking a pram backwards down the side of footpath, wearing a pair of bunny ears and crying. It was wild, totally brightened up my day'
Fraser: 'man, i need to get my hands on a bacon pill too.

Bacon pill by Lounge Party June 1, 2010