suck my dick backwards

sucking someone's area because they said something petty

you and your boyfriend can suck my dick backwards.

by braceface16 March 26, 2017

Actin Backwards

When someone is seen as a liar, Cheater, Abusive, obsessive, or crazy by their spouse..Also when someone Disrespects , Gets irrational , Becomes aggressive , or does anything unappropiate towards someone else.

Woman: I know your CHEATING on me !!!!

Man: How is that ?

Woman: Because My friend wENT on myspace and said she saw a picture of you kissing a girl...

Man:Bitch why are u Actin Backwards ? I don't even have myspace.

by kRoNiK GuRu November 3, 2009

high speed backwards

A men's hairstyle in which all of the hair is greasily matted forward, as if forced that way after the person travelled backwards extremely quickly. Not done in an intentionally stylish way, the High Speed Backwards (or HSB) can be found on ragged old men or the homeless.

That raggedy-looking dude is sporting a SERIOUS high speed backwards.

by db April 23, 2005

Clown's Hat On Backwards

Where a guy holds a girl in the reverse pile driver position and while the guy is standing up holding the girl he takes a shit on the ground at the same time the girl has her period all over his face. Once the guy is done taking his shit he drops her face into the shit.

"Hey Sean I heard you did a Clown's Hat On Backwards with your girlfriend last night"
"Yeah dude it was legit I cant wait to do it again!"
"Can i come and watch?"
"Sure man bring your whore with you too and I can teach you how to do it."

by Sick Man 04 January 23, 2010

shit and fall backwards in it

A response trivialising someone's description of what they plan to do, when the listener finds it extravagant or believes it won't actually be carried out or won't succeed.

Person A: My sister is so upset with her local councilman that she's starting a petition to have him recalled.

Person B: Yeah, she's gonna shit and fall backwards in it.

by radiohead3885 October 4, 2011

reverse backwards

taking the first letters of two words and switching them, a great way to confuse and baffle the general population

Reverse backwards is a language that turns "Sinks like a rock" into"rinks like a sock"

by coolest lifeguard at SLP August 3, 2017

Sex backwards

But the pussy on the penis but you niggers and beaners even crackers do this maybe not Asians do but like your cousin when you can’t play got to hit the hay

Sex backwards is hot

by TTVTOXICPLAYERS April 10, 2019