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backdoor funpocket

Imma fuck Nick in the backdoor funpocket
by agdude6 March 4, 2016
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Backdoor Chupacabra

When you are eatinga nachos with your right hand and putting a dildo in your butthole with your left hand.
Emily was having a great Saturday night giving herself the backdoor chupacabra.
by Mr Sky November 3, 2018
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Backdoor chili dog

Anal sex where the recipient did not fully prepare, and the penis ends up with poo poo on it.
I finally convinced my girlfriend to try anal. We didn't know what we were doing and I ended up with a backdoor chili dog.
by Peeter Poopinski October 6, 2023
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2015 Backdoor Treatment

In 2015 a big strong Russian man gave the punisher to a helpless Indian child. Supposedly the Russian chose the poor child’s backdoor
“Is that Micheal M giving that Indian child the 2015 backdoor treatment
by Ethanspunished August 31, 2021
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Watering the Backdoor

I overheard that Jeremy was watering the backdoor last night. Diandra said it was almost like an enema.
by anonymous September 13, 2023
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backdoor cold-front

The act of inserting an ice cube into the anus of a sexual partner while engaged in doggy-style sex.
Things were getting so hot in bed I gave her a backdoor cold-front and really made her scream.
by pretentious earthican May 12, 2025
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Backdoor Merchant

A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand
Did you see Tony coming out of John's house yesterday, that guy's a real Backdoor Merchant
by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016
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