Rib Burglar

Eve. (Pejorative). The First woman per the Christian Bible. Can also refer to females of the human race.

Adam had enough of the Rib Burglar. Would she ever stop her incessant talking?

by Jody South July 2, 2024

tard burglar

One who who steals the mentally disabled kidnapping them for personal and recreational use

Damn it the tard burglar struck again.

by BurglarMan February 8, 2023

Jerk Burglar

Robbing a house while jerking off in nothing but a man-thong, shooting his bodily fluids onto the furniture.

Bro, my house is covered in cum, I think a Jerk Burglar was here.

by 28getalife April 10, 2025

Dog burglar

The male version of a cat burglar.

The dog burglar snuck into the house through the pet door and stole all the workout equipment.

by Dark_Brotherhood May 23, 2024

turd burglar

Someone who simply steals your poop. You could be taking a nice dump, not knowing what’s hiding in your shower, or under your sink… as soon as you stand up from the toilet and turn away for a second… your turd will be gone because the turd burglar took it. You will not catch them… nor see them.. unless they’re over 34 years of age. They are either assigned to a person at the age of 6, or placed into a house when built, and will steal everyone’s turds that ever lives there.

Frank - “Yo… I just took a shit, and when I turned around to flush… it wasn’t there”

Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar

by Stinkletoot May 26, 2024