Blumpkin Spice

Noun. A variant of the traditional “blumpkin,” a Blumpkin Spice is getting head from the barista while taking a shit at your local Starbucks.

“Bro, Becky hooked it up with a venti Blumpkin Spice last night!”

by N8Ball_CornerPocket October 8, 2017

bisacodyl blumpkin

When you're preppin' for your colonoscopy and she give's you a blow job.

Man, that colonoscopy prep was brutal except for that bisacodyl blumpkin.

by Bisacodyl Boo Boo Babe April 2, 2017

Blumpkin Schwirley

After receiving a blumpkin, the receiver then pushes the blumpkin giver's head into the toilet and flushes.

Susie gave me a blumpkin. Boy, was she ever pissed when I thanked her with a blumpkin schwirley!

by Shenans March 2, 2017

chubby blumpkin

Performing analingus while your lover consumes an entire meat-lovers pizza and watches TV.

"Our therapist suggested trying new things in the bedroom to spice up our marriage. Lenny wanted to try the chubby blumpkin. It was kinda gross...can I borrow your toothbrush?"

by taytay1420 August 15, 2016

baby blumpkin

When a pregnant chick gives a guy oral sex while he's on the toilet taking a shit.

Though Sheena was pregnant, she still gave her husband a baby blumpkin after he had a long day.

by Chainsaw217 October 6, 2012

French Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin, performed while cleaning one's undercarriage on a Bidet.

Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.

by PV Kings November 12, 2012

Upper Blumpkin

Sitting on a toilet AC Slater style while defecating, and performing fellatio on an individual in the act of upper decking the same toilet.

It sounded like a good idea last night, but we spent all morning cleaning the tank after trying out the upper blumpkin.

by szkud September 28, 2013