Similar to the facial. A blind pirate is when a load is let out on someones face and get's in their eye. It can cause extreme irritation!
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Get the Blind Assassin mug.An wavering belief that your country is the best at everything and disregarding all of yhe counrty's negative events while labeling those with dissenting opinions as pussies and should leave said country. This is usually coupled with xenophobia.
The alt-right has so much blind nationalism that I don't think they even know what is covered by the Constitution they constantly preach about.
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Get the blind nationalism mug.1.When a friend tries to set you up with an ugly guy friend or female friend of theirs that is ,desperateinsecure,a person that one can walk all over since he/she is way too nice, creepy,boring,lonely,obsessedloser with no life.
2.A big hint that the other person really unattractive is when you friend mentions, "Oh he's/she's really nice."
3. They think it's "cute" to try to set you up when you're content with being single. They think they know what's best for you, but in reality they have very poor taste in guys/girls.
2.A big hint that the other person really unattractive is when you friend mentions, "Oh he's/she's really nice."
3. They think it's "cute" to try to set you up when you're content with being single. They think they know what's best for you, but in reality they have very poor taste in guys/girls.
1. Vanessa: "I have a guy friend that's single, just like you."
Jane: "I'm not interested in going on a blind date with Clifford."
2. Vanessa: "He's really nice."
Jane *Thinks to herself, this dude is probably a dog, and has no life, and Jane follows her instincts and is right.* "Like I said before, I'm not interested."
3. Jane: "What's your damn problem with me being single?"
"I don't want to be set up because I have my own free will and I know what I like and don't like in a guy."
Vanessa: "Oh, I was just having fun."
Jane: *In an angry voice* "Fun, really?"
"Wow, you're a stupid bitch."
Vanessa: "But I..."
Jane: "Cut the crap, I'm happy being single and nor do I WANT or NEED you're help getting a boyfriend."
Jane: "I like being single, besides you have poor taste in men, anyways."
Vanessa: "But I...."
Jane: "This conversation is over, so be on your way before you piss me off even more."
Vanessa *Leaves and cries like a baby because Jane put her stupid ass in place.*
Jane * Is in a better mood for standing up for herself and for other single people who enjoy being single. Refuses to be "set up" with some desperate loser guy with no life.*
Jane: "I'm not interested in going on a blind date with Clifford."
2. Vanessa: "He's really nice."
Jane *Thinks to herself, this dude is probably a dog, and has no life, and Jane follows her instincts and is right.* "Like I said before, I'm not interested."
3. Jane: "What's your damn problem with me being single?"
"I don't want to be set up because I have my own free will and I know what I like and don't like in a guy."
Vanessa: "Oh, I was just having fun."
Jane: *In an angry voice* "Fun, really?"
"Wow, you're a stupid bitch."
Vanessa: "But I..."
Jane: "Cut the crap, I'm happy being single and nor do I WANT or NEED you're help getting a boyfriend."
Jane: "I like being single, besides you have poor taste in men, anyways."
Vanessa: "But I...."
Jane: "This conversation is over, so be on your way before you piss me off even more."
Vanessa *Leaves and cries like a baby because Jane put her stupid ass in place.*
Jane * Is in a better mood for standing up for herself and for other single people who enjoy being single. Refuses to be "set up" with some desperate loser guy with no life.*
by Vero Marie June 2, 2010
Get the Blind Date mug.When you meet a girl under low lit conditions and she looks good but when you see her again in broad day-light she is nasty looking.
by Phil Mizas December 27, 2007
Get the night blindness mug.Most commonly this happens early in the morning for men, especially after a night of sex, but could happen just by sitting in one position for too long. This is when you go the pee, and it shoots off to one side or pulls a "Y" effect and sprays on the toilet seat instead of getting into the bowl.
by Daddyslick February 2, 2006
Get the Blind Cyclops mug.Blind grinding is a phenomenon popular among sightless and partially-sighted singles in the UK and some parts of Europe, now increasingly popular among sightless singles in the United States.
Like swinging, the event usually takes place in a private residence.
Blind grinds are organized over the internet. Men or women submit their email addresses and genders to a Blind Grind website, along with a chosen name (real names are never used). On a daily/weekly/monthly basis, the Blind Grind server software randomly chooses between ten and fifty individuals from its database and sends them the address of a certified Blind Grind location. There is usually a 50:50 gender balance, but 'Big Blind Gay Grind' (BBGG) groups also exist.
Upon arriving at their location, the participants are guided into large dark rooms (e.g. garages, barns) containing multiple inflatable beds. Music is usually played. Oils and lubricants are provided. The participants proceed to have anonymous sex with multiple partners for hours.
Recent Blind Grind controversies include a group in Paris who were infiltrated by sighted pornographers who participated in and recorded the events for years.
It is estimated that at due to sighted infiltration of the blind grind phenomenon, at least 2% of the amateur pornography on the internet now involves unwitting sightless men and women. You can tell by the presence of i) funky-ass eyes and ii) unkempt pubic hair.
Like swinging, the event usually takes place in a private residence.
Blind grinds are organized over the internet. Men or women submit their email addresses and genders to a Blind Grind website, along with a chosen name (real names are never used). On a daily/weekly/monthly basis, the Blind Grind server software randomly chooses between ten and fifty individuals from its database and sends them the address of a certified Blind Grind location. There is usually a 50:50 gender balance, but 'Big Blind Gay Grind' (BBGG) groups also exist.
Upon arriving at their location, the participants are guided into large dark rooms (e.g. garages, barns) containing multiple inflatable beds. Music is usually played. Oils and lubricants are provided. The participants proceed to have anonymous sex with multiple partners for hours.
Recent Blind Grind controversies include a group in Paris who were infiltrated by sighted pornographers who participated in and recorded the events for years.
It is estimated that at due to sighted infiltration of the blind grind phenomenon, at least 2% of the amateur pornography on the internet now involves unwitting sightless men and women. You can tell by the presence of i) funky-ass eyes and ii) unkempt pubic hair.
"Mom, I'm going to a blind grind tonight."
"I wish you wouldn't, honey, but I understand. Those funky-ass eyes of yours limit your options. Don't forget your moist toilettes. What time should I pick you up?"
"I wish you wouldn't, honey, but I understand. Those funky-ass eyes of yours limit your options. Don't forget your moist toilettes. What time should I pick you up?"
by _CherryPip_ March 5, 2010
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