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A 'butcher's kiss' is a prank or revenge act a menstruating woman can play on her sleeping partner (or any other sleeping person).

The intention is to leave a bloody smear across the victim's face or body, which is the 'butcher's kiss', by direct contact with the labia. Extra props are given if the victim is not roused during the act. Further props are given if the victim is still unaware of the butcher's kiss while in public.
"I thought we were cool again, but as soon as I fell asleep she gave me a full-on butcher's kiss. When I woke up she was laughing at me with that asshole Bob. She'd taken pictures and put them online.

I swear, man, I can't live with my mom anymore."
by _CherryPip_ March 5, 2010
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Blind grinding is a phenomenon popular among sightless and partially-sighted singles in the UK and some parts of Europe, now increasingly popular among sightless singles in the United States.

Like swinging, the event usually takes place in a private residence.

Blind grinds are organized over the internet. Men or women submit their email addresses and genders to a Blind Grind website, along with a chosen name (real names are never used). On a daily/weekly/monthly basis, the Blind Grind server software randomly chooses between ten and fifty individuals from its database and sends them the address of a certified Blind Grind location. There is usually a 50:50 gender balance, but 'Big Blind Gay Grind' (BBGG) groups also exist.

Upon arriving at their location, the participants are guided into large dark rooms (e.g. garages, barns) containing multiple inflatable beds. Music is usually played. Oils and lubricants are provided. The participants proceed to have anonymous sex with multiple partners for hours.

Recent Blind Grind controversies include a group in Paris who were infiltrated by sighted pornographers who participated in and recorded the events for years.

It is estimated that at due to sighted infiltration of the blind grind phenomenon, at least 2% of the amateur pornography on the internet now involves unwitting sightless men and women. You can tell by the presence of i) funky-ass eyes and ii) unkempt pubic hair.
"Mom, I'm going to a blind grind tonight."

"I wish you wouldn't, honey, but I understand. Those funky-ass eyes of yours limit your options. Don't forget your moist toilettes. What time should I pick you up?"
by _CherryPip_ March 5, 2010
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