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bent bed

Riding down the interstate, it's the bed that is bent in strange angles from being secured with bungee cords. It is usually being carried by a super long trailer.
Brandon was driving down the interstate when he spotted a "bent bed" and began to comment on the sadness of a bed that would probably never return to it's pre-bent state.

Rachel could not contain her laughter as she followed the "bent bed" trailer.
by Regina Pheldman June 18, 2018
mugGet the bent bedmug.

Bent

A word used by the Joel pole meaning "he likes boys"
You're fucking bent!
by Wadas May 9, 2018
mugGet the Bentmug.

Your bent

English slang COUGH basically calling that other person gay 🤦🏼 ♀️
Your benter then my ruler
by Summer.H2 April 7, 2019
mugGet the Your bentmug.

Bent

When you go at it lawn chair style, legs touching your chest and over his shoulders and he pounds the fuck out of you. The next morning you wake up and your hips hurt and you limp.
madison: why are you walking weird?
Liberty: I got bent last night!
Madison: damn, that’s what I call a good fuck!
by Wrinklebrow October 13, 2019
mugGet the Bentmug.

Bent

Term you use when something or someone is making you Frustrated/Aggravated
“Bruh, This mutha f*cka got me Bent as f*ck”
“This f*ckin school got me bout Bent as f*ck with this dress code bullsh*t”
by Williblam Shakespeare February 13, 2021
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Get Bent British Style

The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)
Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?

British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”

Chad: What’d he do next?

British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
by Stylophone Jack April 23, 2021
mugGet the Get Bent British Stylemug.

Bente

This name is often used for ladies whom have extremely small breasts. They might have a good-looking face but anything beneath the shoulders is a no-go
person 1: did you see Tom's new girlfriend? You can use her chest as a cutting board.
person 2: Yeah, as expected from somebody named Bente
by beansinmypants January 27, 2022
mugGet the Bentemug.

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