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bent bed

Riding down the interstate, it's the bed that is bent in strange angles from being secured with bungee cords. It is usually being carried by a super long trailer.
Brandon was driving down the interstate when he spotted a "bent bed" and began to comment on the sadness of a bed that would probably never return to it's pre-bent state.

Rachel could not contain her laughter as she followed the "bent bed" trailer.
by Regina Pheldman June 18, 2018
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bent like a harley

"ANDREW IM FUCKIN BENT LIKE A HARLEY"
by Dink smell May 6, 2019
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The Big Body Bent 1963 <Escape`~`Artistry>

The Big Body Bent 1963 <Escape`~`Artistry>
The Big Body Bent 1963 <Escape`~`Artistry>
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bent bitches

those girls are bent bitches.
by thickysicky November 14, 2021
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Bent

Not of reasonable means; unorthodox; inebriated; not sober; also, irritated or angry.
The dayshifts' hand's showed up "Bent" this morning. The Boss was not pleased. --(a bit bent)
by mesquedero August 27, 2017
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bent water

The person you become when you get too drunk.
Sa stop drinking that Smirnoff we don’t want you to become bent water.
by Connytron December 21, 2020
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Get Bent British Style

The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)
Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?

British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style

Chad: What’d he do next?

British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
by Stylophone Jack April 23, 2021
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