Laundry Basket

An alternate closet that sits on your bedroom floor after clothes are removed from the dryer

"Hey, do you have a spare dress? " "Yes, check my laundry basket."

by ColonelCookies March 23, 2017

Laundry Basketing

Admitting a crush, to another person without them knowing.

"is Alana laundry basketing to Andrew?"

"Totally, I dont think he noticed."

by Littyinthecity April 23, 2018

Cringe basket

Someone very cringe or a group of people very cringe

Friend. I got an app called musicly and I already made 5

Me. U a cringe basket

by Jay 👌💯 February 14, 2017

Eggs in the basket

When a guy puts his testicles in a girl's vagina.

Will talked Molly into doing eggs in the basket

by Dougie1156 August 28, 2016

Eggs in the basket

When you stick both your testicles in a woman's vagina.

"Last night when I was with that girl, I put my eggs in the basket."

by Square Brain Cunt April 27, 2020

Story Basket

The place where pointless stories go. If some tells you a boring, pointless story, put your arms in a circle and tell them to put the story in the story basket, a.k.a. the trash.

Friend: One time I went to the store and bought a coke.
You: And...
Friend: That was it...
You: Put it in the story basket. smh

by itisme543 December 27, 2011

Basket Creep

Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.

We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!

by kidlvr April 16, 2019