come to my basement

A line which means ur gonna get fucked bro. If u ever hear this line fucking run. Unless u wanna go to their basement which means ur a fuckin weirdo and probably a slut

Guy 1: Come to my basement
Guy 2: Oh fuck!
*Guy 2 runs for his fucking life*

by Just run February 21, 2018

Water in the basement

When a person has cuffed their pants way to high up

person 1: "look at that dork his mom can't afford long enough pants"
person 2: "Nah, he prob just have water in the basement"

by seatbelt2 October 29, 2021

The Glass Basement

A phenomenon similar to The Glass Ceiling in which a woman is given more freedom to act sleazy or raunchy than a man of a similar stature.

I fucked two girls I picked up at the club without using a condom last night, and my open-relationship partner did the same, but our friends only called me a degenerate. Talk about The Glass Basement!

by Raw Doggins January 28, 2010

mop the basement

to perform cunnilingus

I went downstairs on my chica and mopped her basement clean.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

Out of the basement

Sure you can hide skeletons in the closet, but you can hide full on dead bodies in your basement!

The big brother of coming 'out of the closet', coming out of the basement signifies the confession to something that is a true mind fucker. A reaction to a basement confession usually results in the following reactions:
-Screaming, crying, bleeding, vomiting, black outs, suicide, or homicide

Dude 1: Bro, Matt totally came out of the basement yesterday when he was drunk?

Dude 2: No shit, what did he say?

Dude 1: He mentioned his fantasy of having an all nighter with a thai lady boy!

Dude 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Vomits*
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Ex 2

Dude 1: *On iPhone texting* Hey dude, what are you doing?

Dude 2: Not much, just fucked my little brother in bed

Dude 1: o.O coming out of the basement much?

Dude 2: FUCK, auto correct fail! I meant tucked!

by Explicit folly January 27, 2011

Dark basement

A place where all the communistic political imps and Hollywood propagandists meet an discuss new and more deviant ways to screw Americans out of a free society.

Obama an hilary have spent muchos hours in the dark basement with their master the antichrist plotting the destruction of western society

by yotaterds January 13, 2021

new jersey wet basement

New Jerseys soil is clay bound. This state has the most wet basements in the USA. A wet basement in NJ must be repaired.

New Jersey wet basement is the cause of many structural problems.

by Robert Lunfrank October 7, 2007