To crash your car into the bedroom/lounge room of an unsuspecting victims house, in turn waking them up.
Man 1: hey, why did you drive your car through David's house? You drive like an asian.
Man 2: Exactly, I gave David the Asian Alarm Clock.
Man 2: Exactly, I gave David the Asian Alarm Clock.
by brown_nose_bobby July 2, 2019
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Irresistable with his deep voice, toned chest, and prickly stubble; owns a different quilted coat for every outfit and actually knows how to fold a pocket square. However, after not much time you realise he has more insecurities than a game of Jenga and more commitment issues than the New York Subway.
Irresistable with his deep voice, toned chest, and prickly stubble; owns a different quilted coat for every outfit and actually knows how to fold a pocket square. However, after not much time you realise he has more insecurities than a game of Jenga and more commitment issues than the New York Subway.
Yvonne: "I don't know...he's in the best frat, drives a Benz, looks like Apollo, has a house in Rapallo..."
Ciara: "Leave him. He may have the biceps of Zeus, but he's still just a douche. His smile's disarming, but he's still Prince Alarming..."
Ciara: "Leave him. He may have the biceps of Zeus, but he's still just a douche. His smile's disarming, but he's still Prince Alarming..."
by daltonjfk October 3, 2019
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Best person alive. Usually very awkward in big social events but can definitely have a good time in more intimate settings. Very loyal and down to earth type of girl. Doesn't have any issues with being open to new experiences. Overall a good friend and one of a kind.
by Brah2001 April 30, 2020
Get the D'Azare mug.The act of waking up a lazy roommate, hungover visitor or anyone who falls asleep on the couch in the middle of the day, by positioning yourself over their head, pulling your underwear to one side so that your scrotum hangs out loosely, carefully position your testicles about an inch over their eyelids and then yelling “Scrotum Alarm Clock” until they wake up and scream in horror and disgust at the site of your scrotum an inch from their face. It is recommended to move away quickly so the former sleeper does not injure the scrotum by swinging wildly when alarmed.
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Get the Iphone alarm mug.Since I am usually awake before John, if he needs to be up at a certain time, just before his clock buzzes I give him a kiss-alarm.
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