Definitions by brown_nose_bobby
Asian Alarm Clock
To crash your car into the bedroom/lounge room of an unsuspecting victims house, in turn waking them up.
Man 1: hey, why did you drive your car through David's house? You drive like an asian.
Man 2: Exactly, I gave David the Asian Alarm Clock.
Man 2: Exactly, I gave David the Asian Alarm Clock.
Asian Alarm Clock by brown_nose_bobby July 2, 2019