An annual award given out to a person that skips to many events such cook-outs, basketball games, going to the bar, because he/she rather cry about it and/or their life.
Dudes: We need an 8th so we can get some 4v4 going... Call Johnny.
Johnny: Hey guys I can't
Dudes: Wtf why not
Johnny: Man i have these things
Dudes: click!
And the Golden Tear award goes to Johnny!
Johnny: Hey guys I can't
Dudes: Wtf why not
Johnny: Man i have these things
Dudes: click!
And the Golden Tear award goes to Johnny!
by Schultzism March 10, 2010
Get the Golden Tear Award mug.anyone who walks or bikes around outside while being wholly immeresed in their ipod orwith their cellphone plastered to their ear, often looking straight ahead and being completely clueless about his/her surroundings. remember, darwin gets the smart rich ones too ya' know.
"hey, check out that chick walking straight across the intersection while gabbing on her cell phone. she didn't even bother to check for cars- what a situational awareness retard."
by ben d October 23, 2005
Get the situational awareness retard mug.A pejorative term for leftist hippy freaks that don't do anything but whine. They live to promote awareness for stupid shit that nobody gives a shit about like civil liberties of manatees and preservation of indigenous rocks of the rainforests.
fred: "What are those awareness promoters doing over there?"
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"
Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"
V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"
Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"
V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."
by fred_berg December 18, 2009
Get the awareness promoter mug.This award goes to any joke or situation worth roflcocking at. Its a coveted award as things worth a roflcock are very few and far between.
Did you hear that Lorrena Bobbett joke that Jim Stewart threw down last nite?
Ya that was totally Roflcock Award material there.
Ya that was totally Roflcock Award material there.
by rmarz247 May 30, 2008
Get the Roflcock Award mug.Ebon skinned Empyrean Goddess in Tyrian mythology who wields the elemental powers of earth, air, water, and fire. In Luxon lore, she is associated with fire, and depicted with an elemental sword. In Elysean lore she wields a flame orb or ball of energy. She is part of the divine order of Ariel and represents pure spirit, justice, strength, wisdom, victory, vitality, balance, the four seasons, harvest.
The blessings of the Empyrean Empyrean Goddess Awara aided us in our conflict.
The Luxons Luxon had Awara's elemental sword, and we were defeated in battle.
The Luxons Luxon had Awara's elemental sword, and we were defeated in battle.
by DrinkWater April 14, 2010
Get the Awara mug.damn i hate that awoir, shows up for fafnir for a week straight then when he gets his item he exp's durring fafnir the next few days.
by AnonymousItenWhore December 12, 2008
Get the awoir mug.A word used to close off a thought when you would like to end the sentence but do not want to waste anymore time trying to figure out what word you wanted to use to complete your thought.
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