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Australian Thanksgiving

In Australia, the Australian Thanksgiving all started with the great "Pillage The Wallaby's Run". This event was called upon by the Prime Minister on May 1, 1657, to boost the country's morale after the tragic Kangaroo shortage in the prior year. The Wallaby run transformed into the Australian Thanksgiving where all cities congregate to hold a massive wallaby hunt the night before, and feast on the day of Australian Thanksgiving. Nowadays, the traditions have slowly faded and people will just purchase already prepared wallaby dinners from their local grocer.
I'm sure glad I have these wallaby's already in the freezer for Australian Thanksgiving!
by wallabeezy May 16, 2011
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Australian Lottery

When a gay man finds that his date has a very large penis.

E.g. Big prize down under
Gay guy 1: "So how did it go with your new boyfriend last night?"
Gay guy 2: "Faaabulous!!! He was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, I pretty much won the Australian Lottery. He explored my outback all night."
by paco90 January 21, 2011
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Australian Unicorn

A rare phenomenon that happens when someone pees outside on the coldest of days. The name is derived from the idea that the urine could freeze into an icicle which would resemble a horn. Therefore, that person would be a unicorn down-under or an Australian unicorn.
Bryton: Dude, what's taking so long?
Matt: It froze up on me! Ahh, it's painful!
Bryton: Haha, you're totally an Australian unicorn now!!
Andy: I can relate, that happened to me once too. Ouch!
by shame123 February 12, 2013
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Australian Plumber

A sexual act where 2 men get into a 69 position and blow really hard down each other's assholes.

Originates from the fact it was first performed by an Australian and an Italian.
Matt: Hey, wanna make out?
Dan: Wash your mouth first, remember we just did the Australian Plumber.
by Rich Stone August 27, 2013
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Australian Butterflies

"How was your time with that guy last night?"
"Oh it was amazing he gave me so many Australian butterflies. I got so wet"
by $-money the dinosaur January 15, 2014
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australian boys

metafore for penis and testicles, meaning down there
Emergency Room S07E01:
Something wrong with the australian boys?

Question asked Dr. Greene after he was scrething his penis and testicles
by havarka October 1, 2014
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australian earlobe

by Tea Ray May 15, 2015
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